tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-384305632024-03-06T23:58:41.161-10:00Morag's BlogMorag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.comBlogger89125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-87374292319875482942012-11-10T17:44:00.001-10:002012-11-10T17:53:43.395-10:00FOR ARMISTICE/VETERNS' DAY 2012 <b>THE QUEEN'S OWN
By Morag McKendrick Pippin
Copyright 2002 All rights reserved
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Thomas regained consciousness blinking sluggishly. His nose hovered scant inches above the rocky earth and an experimental tug confirmed the barbed wire held his kilt fast. He still hung upside down amidst the combating German and British forces. Through the drifting wisps of smoke he surveyed the carpet of carnage surrounding him. Poppies once grew here. Now several fires burned on the battlefield, and bodies.....more bodies than he could count lay at odd angles and so very still.
A shower of stinging rock spattered him as a shell exploded only yards distant. He barely flinched. Fear had abandoned him a lifetime ago. It left in its stead only searing shards of pain pulsating from the German bullet lodged in his thigh. He called out, his voice raspy and weak, but no one answered.
Was there no one left, then, of the gallant Queen's Own Camerons? Whipped into a Gaelic bloodlust, these Ladies From Hell had heroically charged over the walls of the trenches. Most with naught but a dirk, and accompanied only by the piper's echoing strains of 'Valiant Laddy'. Aye, the brave lads had run headlong into the butchery, kilts swaying and screaming, "Sons of the hounds come here and get flesh!'"
And now the hounds had their flesh. The broken remnants of the courageous Queen's Own lay scattered, bloody, and dying on a war scarred foreign field, far from the heather filled glens of their home.
Home. Elizabeth. A tear rolled down Thomas' cheek and the scorched earth and bursting bombs receded. His beautiful wife filled his vision, skipping into their sitting room, her gold curls bouncing and brilliant blue eyes sparkling.
"Tommy mo cridh, I'm with child! We're to have our verra own bairn!"
He'd thrown His Majesty's official letter on the table and swung her in his arms in joy. Now the pleasure faded abruptly and he squeezed his eyes shut against the tears. Would he ever see her again? What would become of his wee unborn bairn? Thomas opened his eyes again, listless. Until he caught sight of Iain.
The dusty breeze fluttered Iain's long hair about his ashen face, parting now and then over dull, sightless brown eyes. Had it been only the night before Iain had squatted beside a grudging fire in his tattered kilt, those brown eyes glittering as he held aloft a skinny rat and proclaimed, "Look here, Tommy, lad! We'll eat like bloomin' lords tonight, we will!"
Ach, and he'd made a target of himself, looming tall in the barren landscape attempting to unhook Thomas' tartan from the barbed trap.
"We'll have you out in a trice Tommy, old man!" he'd declared briskly before his legs were shot from beneath him. Now his blood too, soaked the greedy earth.
And just there lay poor wee Charlie, a hollowed out chest his undoing. Thomas stared, oblivious to the rivulets of sweat joining the tears streaming down his face. Charlie was naught but a wee boy –– fourteen at most. So anxious to send the villainous Hun crawling back to the old mad Kaiser, he'd lied claiming he was 17. The army, desperate and dwindling rapidly from disease and German shot, had asked no questions.
At last the cannon fire and shelling ceased and Thomas allowed his fog of misery to thin, even as the tortured cries of the fallen rushed to fill the void. Optimism yet blossomed, sending hope tingling down his spine. Which side claimed victory? It didn't matter –– he lived and rescue was imminent. He lived and he was married to the bonniest lass in Glasgow Town!
Aye, and a man lay mutilated and dead in an attempt to save him. He must name the bairn Iain, for he knew in his heart the babe a boy.
Boots crunched loudly in the lose scree. They were behind him now, and nimble fingers freed his captured tartan. Voices mumbled in irritation, and the sound sent adrenalin soaring in Thomas' veins and blood buzzing hotly in his ears. Rough hands pulled him out of the wire and about face. He clamped his eyes shut, numb with disbelief, and he felt himself falling. Two soldiers yanked him upright.
"ACHTUNG!"Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com187tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-84222803323550280312011-05-18T17:39:00.002-10:002011-05-18T17:44:39.381-10:00Glesga Waddin'Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.<br /> <br /> "Och, it's all goin' pure dead brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got aw'thin' organised a'readies , the fluers, the Church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the meenister, even ma stag night".<br /> <br /> Archie nods approvingly.<br /> <br /> "I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.<br /> <br /> "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look richt smairt in that. <br /> <br /> Whit's the tartan?"<br /> <br /> "Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white !Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-49516789790098916142011-01-23T00:14:00.000-10:002011-01-23T00:15:30.996-10:00HA HA -- A FUNNY!ABOUT THE WRITER <br />Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.<br /> <br />Colonoscopy Journal: <br /> <br />I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment<br /> for a colonoscopy. <br /> <br />A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the<br /> colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point<br /> passing briefly through Minneapolis. <br /> <br />Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough,<br /> reassuring and patient manner. <br /> <br />I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my<br /> brain was shrieking, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR<br /> BEHIND!' <br /> <br />I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for<br /> a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a<br /> microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it<br /> to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America's<br /> enemies. <br /> <br />I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous. <br /> <br /> Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In<br /> accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I<br /> had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor. <br /> <br /> Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder<br /> together in a one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water.<br /> (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons).<br /> Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because<br /> MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and<br /> urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.. <br /> <br /> The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great<br />sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose, watery bowel<br /> movement may result.' <br /> <br />This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may<br /> experience contact with the ground. <br /> <br />MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but,<br /> have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep<br /> experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the<br /> commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to<br /> the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when<br /> you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of<br /> MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the<br /> future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet. <br /><br />After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. <br /> <br />The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not<br /> only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing<br /> occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I<br /> spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that?<br /> Flowers would not be enough. <br /> <br />At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and<br /> totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a<br /> room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little<br /> curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital<br /> garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on,<br /> makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked.. <br /><br />Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand.<br /> Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already<br /> lying down. Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their<br /> MoviPrep. <br /> <br />At first I was ticked off that I hadn't thought of this, but then I pondered<br /> what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom,<br /> so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no<br /> choice but to burn your house.. <br /><br /> <br />When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where<br /> Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the<br /> 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I<br /> was seriously nervous at this point. <br /> <br />Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began<br /> hooking something up to the needle in my hand. <br /> <br /> There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was<br /> 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that<br /> could be playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' had to be<br /> the least appropriate. <br /> <br />'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me. <br /> <br />'Ha ha,' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for<br /> more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am<br /> going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like. <br /> <br /> I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, ABBA was yelling<br /> 'Dancing Queen, feel the beat of the tambourine,' and the next moment, I was<br /> back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood. <br /> <br />Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I<br /> felt even more excellent when Andy told me that It was all over, and that my<br /> colon had passed with flying colors. I have never been prouder of an<br /> internal organ. <br /> <br />On the subject of Colonoscopies... <br /> <br />Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite<br /> humorous!!!!! A physician claimed that the following are actual comments<br /> made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their<br /> colonoscopies: <br /> <br /> 1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!' <br />2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?' <br />3. 'Can you hear me NOW?' <br />4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' <br />5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.' <br />6.. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?' <br />7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...' <br />8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!' <br />9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!' <br />10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.' <br />11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?' <br />12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.' <br />And the best one of all: <br /> <br />13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up<br /> there?'Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-84021506699111364142011-01-20T19:20:00.002-10:002011-01-20T19:26:22.188-10:00Bucking Frilliant<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXOdZzQmzUzPhZBqGYkHLn7w2inxNydkwq7mjNG_7BW0QTCBUI0_0ZVIgkbfCZuKw_rAx0Khi2M0ZxBxSshtkzOGu-5b0mJwKpNlhPNqUv3eFB-flqqLp3wgnqvgeMnPsp7_Fa/s1600/Christms+Eve+Photos+020.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXOdZzQmzUzPhZBqGYkHLn7w2inxNydkwq7mjNG_7BW0QTCBUI0_0ZVIgkbfCZuKw_rAx0Khi2M0ZxBxSshtkzOGu-5b0mJwKpNlhPNqUv3eFB-flqqLp3wgnqvgeMnPsp7_Fa/s320/Christms+Eve+Photos+020.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564506004538241314" /></a><br /><br />This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 1970's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger ~<br /><br />This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. <br /> <br />Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.The sugly isters were right bugly astards.. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. <br /> <br /><br /><br />Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. <br /><br />At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve..=20 "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse overollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let <br />off a fig bart. <br />"Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince.. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. <br /><br />When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. <br />Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and <br />a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. <br /><br />Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-70899203087421374462011-01-11T23:26:00.005-10:002011-01-12T00:06:07.133-10:00Kitty Adventures<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSAR5AwCQFpa1dEkYFy1z2en2BfCylVE2Z702-DuWGaj0N2OWqWE8wiIZfV7r-LSWGprC8WI2WT_ocWka6WzMjTtPTza9oQEOyY95PhqHTaUx4T5nZyRs5SF82np-7EJymcjxd/s1600/Christms+Eve+Photos+002.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSAR5AwCQFpa1dEkYFy1z2en2BfCylVE2Z702-DuWGaj0N2OWqWE8wiIZfV7r-LSWGprC8WI2WT_ocWka6WzMjTtPTza9oQEOyY95PhqHTaUx4T5nZyRs5SF82np-7EJymcjxd/s320/Christms+Eve+Photos+002.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561238592595932914" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihALdvxyguINRrJDyWFvp0ZxpkFS02Iooi0kralEWoNWTh4mxj4XR-fOisQ7k7_usZK7KkiNKcVot4Y0GY3Dq_7edk9ZXbbasP9Bb1tM8gjf83ZO9iWFdfGvgPTXHaNNJeRQ3Q/s1600/Christms+Eve+Photos+007.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihALdvxyguINRrJDyWFvp0ZxpkFS02Iooi0kralEWoNWTh4mxj4XR-fOisQ7k7_usZK7KkiNKcVot4Y0GY3Dq_7edk9ZXbbasP9Bb1tM8gjf83ZO9iWFdfGvgPTXHaNNJeRQ3Q/s320/Christms+Eve+Photos+007.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561238456003746962" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivVArHwRFys2nS_7uctWzUMK26JC5u8ft03R03Ne1aT7wGWIaN-MH2eFiq5T6fDQ3qzfzIYJo_hMjWSn34C2q8CThiFQlSubnVOKMvfj5c9z_Tn4HMPYGZ08Wyy5ofWSBGgON2/s1600/Christms+Eve+Photos+013.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivVArHwRFys2nS_7uctWzUMK26JC5u8ft03R03Ne1aT7wGWIaN-MH2eFiq5T6fDQ3qzfzIYJo_hMjWSn34C2q8CThiFQlSubnVOKMvfj5c9z_Tn4HMPYGZ08Wyy5ofWSBGgON2/s320/Christms+Eve+Photos+013.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561238327431951666" /></a><br /><br />Sinji and Fergus came stumbling in this am smelling like a still, so I asked them,<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats where have you been?'<br />'We've been to Frat House Row at the U of H Manoa.'<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats what did you there?'<br />'We made all the Frat Bros look like wusses because we both out drank them And attracted more gir...ls. All the girls call us the Rumple Minze Bruddahs.'<br />'Why?'<br />'Cuz we're so Hot we're 100 Proof!'<br /><br />Fergus and Sinji both came in soaking wet this morning and dragging a trophy behind them on a bed of thick canvas, so I asked them,<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats where have you been?'<br />'We've been to the North Shore!'<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats what did you there?'<br />'We competed in the EDDIE AIKAU Surfing Contest. We won!!<br />...http://www.surfline.com/surfing-a-to-z/eddie-aikau-biography-and-photos_740/<br /><br />Sinji came in this morning covered in dirt, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'All the cemetaries on the island.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'Kept Oahu safe for the Halloweeners: I hunted and delivered the final death to all the local zombies!<br /><br />Fergus came in this morning bloody but with his tail held high, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'The darkest, eeriest locations on the island.' <br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'Made Oahu safe for the tricker or treaters: I hunted and killed all the local vampires!'<br /><br />Sinji stumbled in this morning with decidedly glassy eyes, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've, er, been to . . . Maui . . . '<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I went to the, er . . . Super CatNip Farm to bring back treats for the . . Halloweeners.'<br />...'Um, where is the catnip?'<br />'I ate it all!'<br /><br />Fergus came in scruffy and smelly this morning, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to the wharf in Honolulu.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I shopped the fish market for Halloween goodies for the trick or treaters. The special tidbits I chose should be aged to perfection by... Sunday evening - and don't you even THINK of sampling them!<br /><br /> Fergus and Sinji came in quite proud of themselves this morning, so I asked them,<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats where have you been?'<br />'Trump is in town so we borrowed his private jet.'<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats what did you with it?'<br />'We took Uncle Gary and Auntie Vickie home.'<br /><br />Fergus: 'I piloted the jet to the west coast through a severe thunder and lightening storm successfully.' <br />Sinji: 'I piloted the jet back to Honolulu. Apparently there were reports of a cat at the controls of a Lear because the Air Force scrambled and flew alongside. When the pilots recognized me they saluted and fell away.<br /><br />Sinji came in showing his temper this morning so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Africa's east shore.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I hunted and annihilated the Nigerian pirates - but Interpol wouldn't let me eat them!'<br /><br />Fergus came this am with a long piece of black fur clutched in his mouth, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've traveled through the Hot Tub Time Machine to early 18th century Port Royal.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'Edward Teach thought he could force me to walk the plank. I tore his Blackbeard right off him and stuck him with his own cutless!'<br /><br />Both Fergus and Sinji came in the am quite toffee nosed, so I asked,<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats where have you been?'<br />'We've been to Mt. Olympus to visit the Gods.'<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats what did you there?'<br />'We were Deified. We are now known as The Dynofelis Fergus McMouser God and the Smilodon St. John Blue God. You may kneel - after you serve us breakfast!'<br /><br /><br />Sinji came in this morning windblown, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I visited Mt. Olympus again - where I am truly treated like the God I am.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I rode Pegasus bareback. What a ride!!'<br /><br />Fergus came in hungover this am, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I took another trip to Mt. Olympus - where I am truly treated like the God I am.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'Partied with Dionysus and his handmaidens. No one throws a party like Dionysus. Um, you can skip my breakfast this morning . . .<br /><br />Fergus came in this am with an important air, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Roswell, New Mexico.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I solved the 63 year old mystery of the aliens. They weren't huminoid, after all. They were highly sophisticated Felines bent on rescuing their Earth cousins from human domination and captivity.'<br />Um, your breakfast is ready - or would you rather hunt something fresh?<br />Fergus: You may serve it immediatly. Don't forget to warm it.<br /><br />Domination and captivity my a**!<br /><br />Sinji came in this am looking quite proud, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to the Bermuda Triangle.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I solved the ages old mystery of the Bermuda Triangle. It's all about magnetic variations and opposite polarities caused by a species of Marine Felines. No doubt related to the Sophisticated Space Cats Fergus met yesterday.<br /><br />Both Fergus and Sinji arrived this am with silly grins on their faces, so I asked them,<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats where have you been?'<br />'We've been to SoCal to visit the Playboy Mansion!'<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats what did you there?'<br />'We smoked fine cigars and drank the most expensive congnac with The Hef. Then we played with all the Playboy Bunnies!'<br /><br /> Sinji came in on unsteady paws this morning so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been in Honolulu at Zanzibars.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I bought all the girls Screaming Oragasams and Slippery Nipples and the won the Cool Cat Strut Contest!'<br /><br />Fergus came in wobbly this morning so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to London to visit Stringfellows.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I bought all the girls Panty Droppers and won the Saturday Night Fever Dance Contest!'<br /><br />Sinji came in bloody this am so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Spain to run with the bulls.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I shredded the matadores to bloody pulps!'<br /><br />Sinji strutted into your house, his tail held high and a smile on his face. so you asked, 'kitty cat, kitty cat, where have you been?'<br />'I was in Oklahoma with Uncle Mike' <br />'Kitty cat kitty cat, what did you there?'<br />'After the hockey game we went to Hooters for wings and beer'<br /><br /> Fergus strolled in this am thoughtfully, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I took off for Washington State to visit Auntie Ruth.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'Auntie Ruth is in hospital so while her furbabies distracted the nurses I slipped in to see her to bless her with my special Fergusdorphins. Then I schnuggled her so they would take effect making her pain disappear.'<br /><br />Sinji and Fergus came in dishevled and shivering this a.m. so I asked them, <br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats where have you been?'<br />'The North Pole. It's bloody freezing there!'<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats what did you there?'<br />'Most of Santa's elves are out sick with the flu so we helped him load his sleigh.'<br /><br />Fergus and Sinji came in this a.m. with icicles hanging in their fur so I asked them,<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats where have you been?'<br />'The North Pole and around the world.'<br />'Kitty cats, kitty cats what did you there?'<br />'Rudolph and most of the reindeer were sick with the flu so we pulled Santa's sleigh all night!'Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-41823715510931825632010-09-25T03:31:00.001-10:002010-09-25T03:34:09.484-10:00LOL CATS!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPkx8tHFCZdjgXnyz1JGZklcmWKkQsD7WVj9cvJjhaVZoEmNQMGOklgVIYb2XAa3y33z16Hm1jyVvyjX9q59VtphtmqpkwLSnWabRQ55D5ZxBlbBjkExdxIARpXw_yPsU18A_T/s1600/Me+At+Dallas+Signing.JPG"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 313px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPkx8tHFCZdjgXnyz1JGZklcmWKkQsD7WVj9cvJjhaVZoEmNQMGOklgVIYb2XAa3y33z16Hm1jyVvyjX9q59VtphtmqpkwLSnWabRQ55D5ZxBlbBjkExdxIARpXw_yPsU18A_T/s320/Me+At+Dallas+Signing.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5520843846926348626" /></a><br />This is hilarious!!<br /><br />http://www.shmoop.com/news/2010/09/21/famous-quotes-translated-lolcat/Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-55981708264817228892010-09-08T22:29:00.004-10:002010-09-08T22:34:24.209-10:00More Adventures of Smilodon St. John Blue and Dynofelis Fergus McMouser<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZAtP5_AD0jjKAdyNTMX6FlykrMcVYlZSmUQcTlQNcWh_pnujY9gnR0qj2EGnRHIJ9MkONTorFZVGrCXq2VO72EMYdEmfjpwdnce_kMPTt2-mRG0ghCH5EOVZYKUQpc8LRDOxl/s1600/CHRISTMAS+2007+WITH+CATS+010.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZAtP5_AD0jjKAdyNTMX6FlykrMcVYlZSmUQcTlQNcWh_pnujY9gnR0qj2EGnRHIJ9MkONTorFZVGrCXq2VO72EMYdEmfjpwdnce_kMPTt2-mRG0ghCH5EOVZYKUQpc8LRDOxl/s320/CHRISTMAS+2007+WITH+CATS+010.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514828866355341954" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr3rRavw6buFj0QcYhurIdBDdhio2Udg955MWLmUhLelZyZvJlrKyj1Ol14bxJ07IO_v0KG1J8IbPPNpBi3KRP9ntm13F6hcslcugdkPY3CXDcJWjv48_yKGw1jxFYdqNT9YZW/s1600/CHRISTMAS+2007+WITH+CATS+023.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr3rRavw6buFj0QcYhurIdBDdhio2Udg955MWLmUhLelZyZvJlrKyj1Ol14bxJ07IO_v0KG1J8IbPPNpBi3KRP9ntm13F6hcslcugdkPY3CXDcJWjv48_yKGw1jxFYdqNT9YZW/s320/CHRISTMAS+2007+WITH+CATS+023.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514828553403525938" /></a><br /><br />Fergus came in this morning looking, er, well, high. So I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'"I've been sittin' downtown in a railway station."'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'"I was was one toke over the line . . . "'<br /><br />Sinji weaved his way in this morning buzzed to the whiskers, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Acapulco with Henry to see the golden keys.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'Visited the man who had it growing from the ground. Tasted it, got wasted, and now I can't even see!...<br />*Henry lyrics http://www.nrpsmusic.com/music/lyrics/henry.html<br /><br />Fergus sauntered in this am quite degage, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Honolulu to Pearl Ultra Lounge.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'The doorman said 'no cats' so I shredded him to a bloody pulp. Keeping his fate in mind, the bartender kept my premium cocktails co...ming at no charge while I danced the night away with the most beautiful women.'<br /><br /><br />Sinji came in this am a bit straggly, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been exploring the Klingon Home World.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'Worf was so enamored he wanted to keep me. I used Auntie Deb's BatLeth. He's quite likeable so I only wounded him. It was imperative he... know that no one owns cats. Besides, he wouldn't have a made as good a catslave as mama<br /><br /><br /><br />Sinji came in this am looking a bit scruffy so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to the Northshore to ride the Pipeline.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'Tangled with a tiger shark. The shark lost.'<br /><br />Fergus came in with an air of defiance this morning so I asked him<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been into town to visit your wireless provider.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />I cut service to your cell phone! Papa has been calling every morning when he arrives at work to send you out on er...rands ALL day every day. Sinji and I want our catslave and pillow back.<br /><struts to food bowl, gives catslave killing glare waiting for bowl to be filled><br /><br />Sinji came in this am looking quite satisfied, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I prowled Wiakiki in your new ragtop.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I picked up some Hot Kitty!'<br /><br />Fergus came in this am with his furr fluffed up, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Montana to visit Auntie Deb.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'Montana is getting cold already so she needed me to keep her warm. I even raided a chicken coop to bring her dinner. I ate mine... raw but Auntie Deb preferred hers with a light Chardonay cream sauce.<br /><br />Sinji came in this a.m. out of breath, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have to been?'<br />'I've been to Oklahoma to visit Uncle Michael.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'We played goalies for the Hoses and crushed the Guns 30 - zip!'Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-45404481472533547592010-08-20T14:31:00.004-10:002010-08-20T14:59:59.211-10:00Coninued Kitty Adventures<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqFW0wyfNPv-0Pqd6D4fUtlLEk_PT5mx2ZQTj2-L1Vc2XM82qSHFMBclgr1SU-YtM0q4kLvrnLDXjSBf0rOaBdbGjNkxMHWpwNksOUtspZjHMnVDljqLCYAhAnoAd5kM8WEjvP/s1600/CHRISTMAS+2007+WITH+CATS+012.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqFW0wyfNPv-0Pqd6D4fUtlLEk_PT5mx2ZQTj2-L1Vc2XM82qSHFMBclgr1SU-YtM0q4kLvrnLDXjSBf0rOaBdbGjNkxMHWpwNksOUtspZjHMnVDljqLCYAhAnoAd5kM8WEjvP/s320/CHRISTMAS+2007+WITH+CATS+012.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507661541078349186" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgISz4sJpJVZr_qzRnO7tEQ4HAs31xxyVwD3nkUWR8HaqjdhpNEKkOzJ7PPYCiCC86XKN03mBYrVXsKJV84VW-eugCbve82A3-_UPMT1_f4x8E5qUkuYwCHT-1olbQuC5SMV5ZZ/s1600/CHRISTMAS+2007+WITH+CATS+008.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgISz4sJpJVZr_qzRnO7tEQ4HAs31xxyVwD3nkUWR8HaqjdhpNEKkOzJ7PPYCiCC86XKN03mBYrVXsKJV84VW-eugCbve82A3-_UPMT1_f4x8E5qUkuYwCHT-1olbQuC5SMV5ZZ/s320/CHRISTMAS+2007+WITH+CATS+008.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507661359272325490" /></a><br /><br /><br />Sinji came in this am a bit straggly, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been exploring the Klingon Home World.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'Worf was so enamored he wanted to keep me. I used Auntie Deb's BatLeth. He's quite likeable so I only wounded him. It was imperative he know that no one owns cats. Besides, he wouldn't have a made as good a catslave as mama.<br /><br />Fergus came in this morning looking, er, well, high. So I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'"I've been sittin' downtown in a railway station."'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'"I was was one toke over the line . . . "'<br /><br />Sinji toddled in this morning with decidely red eyes, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I went with Henry to Aculpulco.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'To see the man who has it growing from the ground, to tast it, and get wasted. I couldn't even see!<br /><br />*Henry lyrics<br />http://www.nrpsmusic.com/music/lyrics/henry.htmlMorag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-77389334108517686532010-08-17T21:17:00.004-10:002010-08-17T21:34:28.585-10:00Kitty Adventures<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMF-1ARUkDOHL9KSUAqqJ823bYKL7spwrxgIhaig0_erVvNLRNYEeC16UFC3EbRDmz8FEXhByqiBHMwvIsLMuQ4P7mzTT13rhXtsnz95xwf6TT0yHSps4fiofMBOLg5Nlar0JJ/s1600/CHRISTMAS+2007+WITH+CATS+050.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMF-1ARUkDOHL9KSUAqqJ823bYKL7spwrxgIhaig0_erVvNLRNYEeC16UFC3EbRDmz8FEXhByqiBHMwvIsLMuQ4P7mzTT13rhXtsnz95xwf6TT0yHSps4fiofMBOLg5Nlar0JJ/s320/CHRISTMAS+2007+WITH+CATS+050.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506646956885322034" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnN7Gbq2XoqU3SBTsfPwOQOvyE2CEYIPC-LFooWsuv_j1IJqkLPrqPmasa3MLF4sA7JXighjiIJjVwtmFrdSUwRoPIenAHPHOFMjab6NlMIpCcIsino_7K_q7rBd_gkkzerMIu/s1600/100_2772.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnN7Gbq2XoqU3SBTsfPwOQOvyE2CEYIPC-LFooWsuv_j1IJqkLPrqPmasa3MLF4sA7JXighjiIJjVwtmFrdSUwRoPIenAHPHOFMjab6NlMIpCcIsino_7K_q7rBd_gkkzerMIu/s320/100_2772.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506646214300322594" /></a><br />Dynofelis Fergus McMouser and Smiladon St. John Blue<br /><br />Fergus was quite disheveled this am so I asked him, <br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to London to see the Queen.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I hunted rats along the Thames then nipped into Queen Charlotte's Larder in Bloomsbury for a pint of black and tan.'<br /><br />Sinji came in this am looking, well, er, stoned. So I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to London to see Mick and the Boys.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'Keith Richards fell down and couldn't get up so I played lead guitar for the Stones.'<br /><br />Fergus was acting quite regal this morning, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Egypt to see the Nile and Pyramids.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I rode wild, savage crocs bareback. After martinis and caviar for lunch I visited the temples and discovered cats used to be ...worshipped as Gods. Obviously this practice must resume! You may build my temple immediately.<br /><br />Sinji came this am licking his chops so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to South America to see the Amazon.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I hunted piranha. And then I ate them.'<br /><br />Fergus came in this morning in a pair of handsome boots, rapier with sash, and a rather dashing hat, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Fairy Land to see what mischief I could find.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat, what did you there?'<br />'I made some chap as rich as Midus and married him off to a princess. Now do be a good cat slave and clean my boots.'<br /><br />Sinji came home this morning dirty with matted fur, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I fell down a bloody rabit hole!'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?<br />'I thrashed the Mad Hatter and wiped the grin off that obnoxious Cheshire.'<br /><br />Fergus came this morning exhilerated, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Glasgow to see the Celtics and Rangers play.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I made all 10 goals for the Celtics! Go Green and White!'<br /><br /> Sinji came in this am with his tail held high and looking quite proud of himself, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Japan to observe Japanese baseball.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I pitched for the winning team, got drenched in champagne, rode in a limo, and had my choice of the most beautiful female cats . . .<br /><br />Fergus strolled in looking quite important this morning, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Delphi.'<br />Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I took over for the Oracle while she vacationed at a Greek spa.'<br /><br /> Sinji came in this morning a bit hung over, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Greece for a wedding.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat, what did you there?'<br />'Discovered I wasn't father of the bride after all. Abba was fabulous, btw.'<br /><br />Fergus came in this am with blood dripping from his fangs, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I took a trip through the Hot Tub Time Machine.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I hunted a T-Rex. And then I ate it.'<br /><br />Sinji came in this morning with bloody scratches and patches of fur missing, so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'It was my turn to go through the Hot Tub Time Machine.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I fought trial by combat to reign as King of the ancient saber tooths.'<br /><br />Fergus came in exhausted this am so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to Cornwall to tour the Jamaica Inn by full moon.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'"Them that askes no questions ain't told no lies.'"<br /><br />Sinji came in this morning soaking wet so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I followed Fergus to Jamaica Inn but took a detour on the moor.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I found the sacred pool so the Lady of the Lake gave me Excaliber.'<br /><br /> Fergus came in exhausted this morning so I asked him,<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'<br />'I've been to space to explore.'<br />'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'<br />'I found the best honky tonk on Mars and won first prize for perfoming the two step. Elvis says, 'Hey' btw.'Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-2883201655890791422010-06-17T15:45:00.001-10:002010-06-17T15:49:23.294-10:00Today in 1949<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBJoTLEL6Ivn0vdzU981TR8lKc26sY_6zPEMm9mXr-eYiSbOXMk1WFtNRs44Tjit5XrpqJoDmu_41n3LTypQE7u-hK2TqK5LMvxQkjS9R7_fXcrjvqtZb-S6kINz8m5QtvN9fc/s1600/Mom's+Photos+002.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 233px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBJoTLEL6Ivn0vdzU981TR8lKc26sY_6zPEMm9mXr-eYiSbOXMk1WFtNRs44Tjit5XrpqJoDmu_41n3LTypQE7u-hK2TqK5LMvxQkjS9R7_fXcrjvqtZb-S6kINz8m5QtvN9fc/s320/Mom's+Photos+002.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483924631886211906" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5FiZPuxjQVvRz2Xq4FQrJVrfmVzkQ9iWpbhFOrZIAvPVm15oNEz74NPq_ICJSXQ1QRKSHP3U-ouZSgPxB0BZpptpNqApFTdnnEVexESG2Du6Xtz503FY41kcaAe9gUR8wmJI2/s1600/Mom's+Photos+002.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 233px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5FiZPuxjQVvRz2Xq4FQrJVrfmVzkQ9iWpbhFOrZIAvPVm15oNEz74NPq_ICJSXQ1QRKSHP3U-ouZSgPxB0BZpptpNqApFTdnnEVexESG2Du6Xtz503FY41kcaAe9gUR8wmJI2/s320/Mom's+Photos+002.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483924444988765522" /></a><br /><br />My mom and dad were married today 17 June 1949.<br />I'm thinking of them today.Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-22445664941138423462010-06-09T14:44:00.000-10:002010-06-09T14:45:14.220-10:00Bog HumorWhen you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle is occupied. <br />Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! <br />The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mum, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your bag on the door hook, if there was one, so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mum would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!) down with your pants and assume ' The Stance. <br />In this position, your aging, toneless, thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but having not taken time to wipe the seat or to lay toilet paper on it, you hold 'The Stance.' <br />To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser. <br />In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, 'Dear, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!' Your thighs shake more. <br />You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your bag (the bag around your neck, that now you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That would have to do, so you crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail. <br />Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work. <br />The door hits your bag, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest and you and your bag topple backward against the tank of the toilet. <br />'Occupied!' you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, while losing your footing altogether and sliding down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late.. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. <br />You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, 'You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could get. <br />By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl and spraying a fine mist of water that covers your bum and runs down your legs and into your shoes.<br />The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force and you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too. <br />At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a sweet wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks. <br />You can't figure out how to operate the taps with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting <br />You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it?) <br />You yank the paper from your shoe, plank it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, 'Here, you just might need this. <br />As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used and left the men's toilet. Annoyed, he asks, 'What took you so long and why is your bag hanging around your neck? <br />This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with any public toilets. It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers that other commonly asked question about why women go to the toilets in pairs. It's so the other girl can hold the door, hang onto your bag and hand you Kleenex under the door. <br />This HAD to be written by a woman! No one else could describe it so accurately.Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-56433012361469358382010-05-06T00:08:00.004-10:002010-05-06T00:20:21.024-10:00The Fifth and Last Installment of THE FELINE MUSE: THE FREELOADER<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3mmvVWdagfPcJpLCa-9ej7hHsfRZBFp0x8mizXBdlygsh3-SGuwkkLBny1WrUGq1dqfv0kLLERtMXhgpBYnwz-ANgB-1DZz0iLwTqlnCU8GdjM5wYJhN1OlvKwCzQ0CCULzEz/s1600/Session+Three+Part+Five+033.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3mmvVWdagfPcJpLCa-9ej7hHsfRZBFp0x8mizXBdlygsh3-SGuwkkLBny1WrUGq1dqfv0kLLERtMXhgpBYnwz-ANgB-1DZz0iLwTqlnCU8GdjM5wYJhN1OlvKwCzQ0CCULzEz/s320/Session+Three+Part+Five+033.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468097535957750018" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj947z3USwwILJBO3QGnLWhvwFq5XR3VPAQU13NikyeaXhP1qLIhoekIyhx5rp_lTZJ5y5L8ner-FrDB6Ro3mdljQHUnJLcKm8I3PUTXVVw3J0SKQcysPAP5voQa4opHvwF6LDQ/s1600/Cats+002.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 232px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj947z3USwwILJBO3QGnLWhvwFq5XR3VPAQU13NikyeaXhP1qLIhoekIyhx5rp_lTZJ5y5L8ner-FrDB6Ro3mdljQHUnJLcKm8I3PUTXVVw3J0SKQcysPAP5voQa4opHvwF6LDQ/s320/Cats+002.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468097399293835554" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_SqEYL8Cqo7VJ_H4rD8B07677ZsK1Zy7wMp91dyXWWOSxsKPqg5ZAqagJtP8v6HW8Ebvmn6E_YdGGad5bsUC3yqd73Eo-VICfkNgxDHccUtBwUjO3M8QFjRNTkgtlUD1ktX3P/s1600/Loren's+version.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_SqEYL8Cqo7VJ_H4rD8B07677ZsK1Zy7wMp91dyXWWOSxsKPqg5ZAqagJtP8v6HW8Ebvmn6E_YdGGad5bsUC3yqd73Eo-VICfkNgxDHccUtBwUjO3M8QFjRNTkgtlUD1ktX3P/s320/Loren's+version.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468097180351164642" /></a><br /><br />Part Five<br />THE FREELOADER<br /> "Sweet, darling babies. Who are the most precious bundles of love? Why these sweet little honey - babies are! These are the dearest pets ever!"<br /> Mephistopheles Cat and Nutmeg Cat luxuriated in the radiance that was Mama's loving voice as she made up the huge king - size bed. Mama could always be depended upon to recognize a Cat's true worth. The great orangey, white fluff ball that was Mephistopheles lounged on the window seat which overlooked the garden and deck. His sister, the lithe tabby, Nutmeg, had laid claim to a corner of the comforter still on the floor.<br /> "Aren't these the best fur babies a Mama could have?!" Mama continued to coo as she tugged the comforter up - or tried to. "Nut - Nut sweetie may I have the cover please?" Mama gently lifted her kitty from the bedding and finished her morning chore. <br /> Lifting her gaze, Mama noticed Mephistopheles’ nose pressed to the glass, body rigid, and the fur along his back erect. His sister joined him, making growling noises in her throat. Curious, Mama wandered over to the window. <br /> "Why look at this! And whose beautiful Himalayan kitty are you?" Mama was quite surprised to see a long haired, seal point Siamese reposing on her deck regarding her through lazy cobalt eyes.<br /> "Oh the poor wee thing! His ribs are showing. This skinny kitty must be starving. We must feed him at once babies. My sweet darlings wouldn't mind sharing their food would they?"<br /> "Meeoow," objected King Cat. "Mama that is a Freeloader! He's been begging from the neighbors for weeks. Papa even chased him from inside the garage the other day. He's been getting along just fine, so please don't encourage him. Besides, he's bound to be flea ridden, mite infested, and mangy."<br /> "Meeoow," chimed in Nutmeg Cat. "Of course I mind sharing my sustenance Mama! He's perfectly capable of catching a mouse or, or, a skunk or something. I will not share my tuna or chicken hearts with anybody."<br /> "Don't bet on it! Remember I'm King Cat and I will eat anything I choose." Mephistopheles looked his sister straight in the eye and swished his tail.<br /> "I seem to recall you in Mama and Papa's bad graces the other evening when you climbed up the kitchen counter to attack the box of Pounce," Nutmeg reminded him slyly.<br /> "The point is I ate a good many of them - as many as I chose as a matter of fact," he retorted rather proudly.<br /> "You weren't very quick for a Cat, Bumble Butt! You were caught before you could clear the scene and disdainfully deny it!" Nutmeg's green eyes sparkled as she crowed with pleasure.<br /> This was a sore spot indeed, but before Mephistopheles could reply, a howl from outside captured his attention. The Freeloader was emboldened by Mama's sweet voice and was now pacing and wailing in anticipation of some attention, which could mean a nibble or two.<br /> "Of course my love kittens will share their food with you, you poor ravenous darling." Mama marched away to fulfill her mission.<br /> Nutmeg Cat followed closely on Mama's heels. She must guide Mama's hands to the least important meals such as turkey or kitty stew. In fact, the more of those given away the better. They were really much too bourgeois for a Princess's taste. Unfortunately, Mama had not been made to see this just yet. <br /> Mama quickly prepared a water bowl and a dish of turkey with giblets. Nutmeg successful in her undertaking, unbent enough to feel just a tiny bit of sympathy for a homeless Cat and followed her Mama to the screened glass door. The Freeloader was standing on his hind legs pawing the screen.<br /> "Oh you thoughtful sweetheart, you aren't even using your claws."<br /> "That's because he doesn't have any," remarked Mephistopheles Cat dryly as he nudged Mama's leg. She paid no heed however, as she stepped out to the deck to set her offerings down for the delectation of the Freeloader. He promptly buried his head in the food dish. <br /> "You need lots more don't you, you poor neglected kitty?" Mama continued to watch the hungry, scruffy creature gulp his meal.<br /> "What's this?" Papa squeezed through the door to the deck so as not to let his Cats out. "No, no, and no," he shook his head as he comprehended the situation. "We have enough Cats! Two fur bags are annoying enough. We will not acquire a third! Take it to the Pound." <br /> Even Mephistopheles and Nutmeg cringed and flattened their bodies on the floor at the mention of this nightmarish, bloodcurdling, chilling word. It was the Unmentionable Place. A destination so horrifying it did not bear thought. Only the most unlucky or cursed found their destiny here.<br /> "I most certainly will not. I'm just feeding the poor famished beast. How could you refuse such a wretched creature - just look at him." Mama turned around only to find the Freeloader had abandoned his meal to cower behind her. "You've frightened him," she said in outraged tones. "Besides you love Mepher and Nut - Nut to distraction -- you can't fool me or them!"<br /> Papa rubbed his face wearily knowing he was defeated. "He can't come in the house until he has seen the Vet. Lord only knows what he's got: Feline Leukemia, Feline Aides, fleas, or multiple infections for all we know." Papa sighed and shook his head. He noticed the stray was now placidly eating from his dish. Smart Cat indeed.<br /> "He must have been someone's cherished pet at one time. It seems he's a purebred Himalayan sans claws." Mama remarked.<br /> "That's something I suppose," Papa said as he entered the house. Once inside he thoughtfully inquired, "Have you asked these Snippets how they feel about welcoming an interloper into their midst?"<br /> Mama peered through the screen. "Well, precious purr boxes? You two enjoy such a warm, cozy home, all the food you can eat, and all the love and attention you can tolerate. How about extending some of this bounty to a poor, unfortunate Cat with no home?"<br /> "Meow," expostulated Mephistopheles Cat indignantly. "Over my fur less body! That is a Freeloader and I will not have him in my home! You can't have forgotten I am King! He will not even breathe on my cat box! In short, he is not welcome in my domain!" Mephistopheles Cat could not remember having been so agitated.<br /> "Meow! Meeoow!" Nutmeg Cat paced to and fro before the screen protesting resentfully. "I shall not share my delicacies with this bedraggled, un-groomed, grubby vagrant. He is a derelict who belongs under the bush in which he has been living! I will not have my tranquillity and solitude intruded upon!" The Princess intensely disliked any sort of excitement and this tumultuous hubbub was almost too much for her dainty fortitude.<br /> "Why their enthusiasm is obvious," cried Mama in delight. "They would love company! You little loves, how generous of you to open your home to a helpless and homeless Cat!"<br /> "I believe you are misinterpreting the Snippets' reaction. They are quite perturbed and no wonder - they have been our only and very spoiled beasts for all their five years. They are rejecting him," said Papa intuitively.<br /> But Mama did not hear him and bent down to touch her new kitty. "What shall we name you Honey - Bunny?"<br /> The Freeloader melted under his new Mama's caress. No one had treated him with this beneficence since his former People had lost him. She was quite perceptive, too. She was aware that he was an exquisite, rare purebred seal point Himalayan who's only calling was to be spoiled and cosseted. Yes, he had chosen wisely: he would be quite happy with these People. <br /> "He has been such a brave Cat to survive in the Wild with no claws. And weren't the Siamese considered royalty? We'll call him Pendragon after a courageous and triumphant king," declared Mama.<br /> "Dragon breath," murmured the real King sulkily as he trotted off in search of a sufficiently forbidden activity to properly show his dissent. Perchance a plump roll of toilet paper shredded and trailed about the house. No, much too tame. This required something really special. <br /> Ahh - hah! Just the thing! The very essence of himself strategically deposited in significant locations! Mmm, where first? Perhaps a kitchen chair...or a high heeled shoe......Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-87687082002399717292010-05-01T22:56:00.005-10:002010-05-01T23:09:02.255-10:00Fourth Installement of the FELINE MUSE: SPOILED BEASTS<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9t8mTHzKX4HDoLtNQ-OuhvyRbuM_0BNTx8soaBq0IMCLmJh2cjlZLOxRo-_EuMVUcLrKtU15NYPnq_sgk_knFWs3-ByEmivS4UQwiWQktQqi6DQVJhz4NqeQgOq_6tVuxewKL/s1600/Mepher+Cat+014.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9t8mTHzKX4HDoLtNQ-OuhvyRbuM_0BNTx8soaBq0IMCLmJh2cjlZLOxRo-_EuMVUcLrKtU15NYPnq_sgk_knFWs3-ByEmivS4UQwiWQktQqi6DQVJhz4NqeQgOq_6tVuxewKL/s320/Mepher+Cat+014.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466594722637000354" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPXTOYXlyE5e7Yq0ICiOyDJ2g9_2xHvRj5BOjTpRWqnXUA-UUc8b4MlI06hFbQPIO-5mvEx7EjPazel7Pbwt2mUcboHeeJ6-Uvt-ATc9vS2q3erVrxp-qi9fob6XDIOiVh6pwB/s1600/Session+Three+Part+Five+036.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPXTOYXlyE5e7Yq0ICiOyDJ2g9_2xHvRj5BOjTpRWqnXUA-UUc8b4MlI06hFbQPIO-5mvEx7EjPazel7Pbwt2mUcboHeeJ6-Uvt-ATc9vS2q3erVrxp-qi9fob6XDIOiVh6pwB/s320/Session+Three+Part+Five+036.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466594566041084562" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQJZ2D1Q1utYCfgdrx3UufJdWvFjL-eryM8TlCfBpEzxKAiGko77FwdmHSfCt2EN6WUgmCTqipbaqoZDP8zJYHT3noB3a-TBMAuOppeVm39_W8rblanFcB8S3nPzX1v1u5SN2z/s1600/Session+Three+Part+Five+035.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQJZ2D1Q1utYCfgdrx3UufJdWvFjL-eryM8TlCfBpEzxKAiGko77FwdmHSfCt2EN6WUgmCTqipbaqoZDP8zJYHT3noB3a-TBMAuOppeVm39_W8rblanFcB8S3nPzX1v1u5SN2z/s320/Session+Three+Part+Five+035.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466594395358151474" /></a><br /><br />Part Five<br />SPOILED BEASTS<br /> "Just look at the lazy louts!" Papa exclaimed in disgust as he entered the bedroom. He peeled off his jacket and aimed it at a nearby chair.<br /> "How adorable they are." Mama smiled as she came to a halt at the end of the bed. She crinkled the paper bag she carried just a bit. No response.<br /> Nutmeg Cat had curled her lithe form into a ball atop her Papa's pillow. Mephistopheles Cat stretched, smearing his long orangey, white hair on his Papa's jeans, which had been thrown carelessly at the foot of the bed. Pendragon Cat alone acknowledged his Peoples' presence. Situated at the opposite end of the bed from his Nemesis, Nutmeg, he blinked sleepily and extended a welcoming paw.<br /> "Ha! All these spoiled beasts do is eat, sleep, and sh-"<br /> "Meeow!" Nutmeg loudly interrupted her Papa as she abandoned her pillow and dashed toward Mama. Her sensitive nose had been the first to discover the contents of the paper sack. She nosed it violently, crying "Catnip! Catnip! Oh please give to me now Mama!"<br /> Mephistopheles, now excited by the glorious scent was demanding his share and pushing his sister out of the way. Pendragon wandered over for whiff but failed to find what the fuss was about. The palm size pillows Mama drew out smelled no more interesting than grass. Now grass was not to be neglected by any means. After all, grass was the very essence of the great, wondrous outdoors. It harbored all the Cat news one could possibly desire. Occasionally, one was even driven to eating it. But it certainly didn't merit all the agitation that these silly mongrels were exhibiting. <br /> He watched as Mephistopheles Cat roughly buried his nose in his prize, fell over on his side still clutching it, then let loose of it only to lie on top of it, staring off into space with decidedly glassy eyes.<br /> Nutmeg pounced on her cushion, rubbing her face it and drooling all over it. She hooked her claws in and rolled until she fell right off the bed to the floor. The ridiculous creature didn't even seem to notice, for she lay on the Persian rug with her mouth wide open and head swaying to and fro.<br /> "MEEOOWW! MEEOOWW!" Pendragon Cat howled his pleasure at this ludicrous scene.<br /> "Ha! Ha! Breeding will tell! What absurd Mongrels -"<br /> Pendragon's diatribe was cut short by salmon and tuna treats thrust under his nose. Now this was an event worthy of animation! Pendragon Cat inhaled his delights with aplomb. As he was licking his whiskers in gratification he was annoyed by a bit of fluff toying with his ears. He raised his cobalt gaze to find his tormentor was a colorful bouquet of bright feathers attached to a stick held by Papa. The skirmish was on! He batted, he rolled, he feinted, he wrestled, he bullied, and finally just to show who was really in charge, took it between his teeth, shook it ferociously, spit it out and strutted from the room in triumph. An especially magnificent exit considering he was also leaving in his wake two Cats of dubious lineage and wit, unconscious and drooling all over themselves.<br /> Sometime later Mephistopheles awoke from his splendorous stupor. He unsteadily gained his feet to go forth and find his People. He was needing the security of a lap. Ahh, perfect. He found Mama and Papa at the table enjoying an evening snack. He landed heavily on Mama.<br /> "Mepher! Get down at once!" Papa was rather choosy in his dining companions: He demanded table manners and in his opinion Cats had none.<br /> Mephistopheles continued to stare at Mama adoringly, if a bit blearily. He touched his cold, wet nose to hers.<br /> "Pay no attention to Papa, sweetie - pie. In fact you have my permission to bite him when you are feeling a bit more energetic." Mama glanced up at Papa. "Leave him be, he's just experiencing a catnip hangover."<br /> "You're just encouraging him to beg at the table." Papa gathered his used place setting to dispose of in the kitchen.<br /> "He needs no encouragement." Mama fed King Cat a morsel of roast chicken from her plate. "Do you darling bunny cat?"<br /> It was indeed a measure of Mephistopheles Cat's sedate state that his took no offense to this indignity. He savored his treat and snuggled himself deeper in Mama's lap to continue his nap. He was quite oblivious to the fact that Mama was now done and ready to move into the living room with Papa. Mama lovingly gathered her kitty and took him to his papa for deposit before cleaning the remnants of their light meal.<br /> Slowly rising through layers of slumber, Nutmeg blinked her eyes. It was time to let Mama and Papa know how much she truly appreciated the special treat in which she had just indulged. Perhaps they might bring it home more often! Pendragon Cat was too much of a simpleton to be aware of what he was missing! She could almost feel sorry for his inability to capture the euphoria, the rapture, the bliss that was catnip! It did leave one a bit fatigued, however. Her wobbly gait took her to the kitchen where Mama was giving bedtime treats. Goodness, she had been in dreamland a good long while!<br /> "You shouldn't give them so many, it can't be good for them." Papa had turned off the TV and was straightening the coffee table.<br /> "But the sweet babies love them! Of course they should have lots," replied Mama giving out crab Pounces by the handful. "That's all darlings, they're all gone now."<br /> "You don't say that when I'm eating ice cream," Papa said sulkily.<br /> "Well you're not a precious little fur rascal are you?" Mama turned out the lights and followed Papa to the bedroom.<br /> "Meeow," replied Papa hopefully.<br /> "Then you won't mind sharing their kitty boxes instead of using the toilet before retiring. And dinner will be so much easier. All I will have to do is open a can of kitty stew for you," quipped Mama as she donned her nightgown.<br /> "Very funny." Papa made himself comfortable in bed, adjusting blankets and plumping pillows. "Come to bed."<br /> "The cats are waiting for their nightcap," Mama said over her shoulder as she headed toward the master bathroom.<br /> Mephistopheles and Nutmeg were waiting faithfully in the bathtub for their post treat sip of water. After all, why would one drink from a bowl when Mama poured fresh from the faucet? King Cat drank greedily from the running stream of water while his sister licked drops from the side of the tub. Mmm, delicious! Mama didn't turn off the water until Mephistopheles Cat leaped to the floor. He knew he must dry himself before he took up his kingly position at the end of the bed.<br /> Nutmeg Cat stayed to lap up every last drop. Perhaps she would even spend the night here. When the Siamese Tyrant came hunting, thinking to trounce her she would laugh at his efforts to find her from the safety of a secret hide-out.<br /> At last Mama slipped between the sheets. "I trust the little good-for-nothings have been taken care of because you have more important things to do," whispered Papa as he purposefully drew Mama to him. <br /> "MEEOOWW! MEEOOWW! Mama you can't have forgotten Me?!" <br /> "Oh dear, I've forgotten lay a bit of fresh litter for the Dragon. He does insist upon it at bedtime you know," Mama sighed as she climbed down from the bed. "Otherwise he'll ask for it all night."<br /> "So ignore him." Papa flung himself back on his pillow in exasperation. "Just who is more important here anyway -- those opportunistic fur weasels or me, your hardworking, loving husband?"<br /> "Well," Mama replied reasonably on her way to the cat boxes. "Those 'opportunistic fur weasels' vie to be the first to warm my icy feet and actually enjoy my morning breath kisses!"<br /> "Hmph, they're welcome to them," Papa grumbled.<br /> Mephistopheles Cat felt this complaint against the Queen required reprimand. He did this by vaulting on the bed and selecting a spot where Mama could be snuggled and Papa ignored. <br /> "I suppose you want the bed divided into thirds too, you flea bag," commented Papa before he huffily turned his back.<br /> It was really just as well Papa understood his position, reflected Mephistopheles Cat as he sprawled, taking at least as much room as Papa mentioned. After all, there could hardly be two Kings in this domain!Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com78tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-47084518868273438042010-04-22T14:41:00.005-10:002010-04-22T14:56:09.919-10:00THE HOMECOMING -- Third Installment of the FELINE MUSE<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdj2F3LnpRhyphenhyphendwsJ0652WzobhVJUx_5ksgAfoOq85dLJvJJ3yhxseYqVItPaPmS470ATcAhjEnLFXQELPG8FBHCC8av_GAjP_aiOK_LMIUvoEH8Lgk01F6c3P89yyHaXAvhnpm/s1600/Session+Three+Part+Five+033.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdj2F3LnpRhyphenhyphendwsJ0652WzobhVJUx_5ksgAfoOq85dLJvJJ3yhxseYqVItPaPmS470ATcAhjEnLFXQELPG8FBHCC8av_GAjP_aiOK_LMIUvoEH8Lgk01F6c3P89yyHaXAvhnpm/s320/Session+Three+Part+Five+033.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463127217899897442" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGQ5042RUeHqmZTobP20vD3igjzihtqnMM0iM9I9obofdMEYlCfFQQCa-IGBiUxDtM7FJid3qDMoBNyylw3BRo3hhR3N4YKC3rRT8IGkRX2QP-R6MqAYaBNHbzkR1PCo8Saj-0/s1600/Mepher+Cat+014.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGQ5042RUeHqmZTobP20vD3igjzihtqnMM0iM9I9obofdMEYlCfFQQCa-IGBiUxDtM7FJid3qDMoBNyylw3BRo3hhR3N4YKC3rRT8IGkRX2QP-R6MqAYaBNHbzkR1PCo8Saj-0/s320/Mepher+Cat+014.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463127087769980226" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOhYvX7Sxv7eqQGiC7_Rl-0nBA18HvA_06IIlRXQXEH4yz8EBTciaHtZwRCqZwQ2_9mnmE5-BElOe48zKE125AT6j_I-K8yOTs3BUPx1frNN1P3QkT0Flyju9UYX_gqwhVx33u/s1600/Session+Three+Part+Five+035.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOhYvX7Sxv7eqQGiC7_Rl-0nBA18HvA_06IIlRXQXEH4yz8EBTciaHtZwRCqZwQ2_9mnmE5-BElOe48zKE125AT6j_I-K8yOTs3BUPx1frNN1P3QkT0Flyju9UYX_gqwhVx33u/s320/Session+Three+Part+Five+035.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_<br />5463126930975028114" /></a><br /><br />Part Three<br />THE HOMECOMING<br /> Mephistopheles Cat raised his orangey white head from his paws to gaze intently at the entry door. He had a direct view from his perch at the top of the recliner. The ball of luxurious tabby fur that was his sister Nutmeg chirped at him from her nest in the seat of the recliner as they exchanged knowing glances. Both confidently resumed their morning naps. It had been a gloomy two days indeed for the Cats despite the bright sunshine filling the apartment. Their People had been absent and were sorely missed.<br /> Pendragon Cat was licking the last of his morning munch from his whiskers when he caught a whiff of kitty intuition. "MEEOOWW! MEEOOWW! Mama and Papa are coming home today! I just know it! I'm so excited! Just think of all the hugs and kisses I'll get and all the attention! How wonderful after the depressing company you two provide." He flung a superior look in the general direction of the recliner.<br /> "Do please spare us the hairballs you work up when you are so impassioned," drawled Mephistopheles. "We do not wished to be blamed for them."<br /> Pendragon Cat fluffed his fur and swished his tail. "Enthusiasm is a distinguished feature bestowed upon my exalted lineage." He held his nose high in the air. "Not a quality one would expect a victim of mixed breed such as yourself to understand."<br /> Nutmeg Cat lifted her innocent green eyes and entered the fray. "It is rather thought to be a trait of inbreeding as well."<br /> Inbreeding? It could not possibly be true. Could it? Of course not. Such tragedies did not happen to the Noble Siamese! <br /> "Impossible and not worthy of comment!" Pendragon declared, trotting off to his morning constitutional.<br /> "Oh dear, I'm afraid we are in for a tantrum," Nutmeg groaned.<br /> "MEEOOWW! MEEOOWW!" Pendragon Cat burst from the cat box room kicking up his hind paws with every other step. "That was the most disgusting experience of my entire life."<br /> He shuddered delicately and settled himself before the door to await his People.<br />Excitement mounted as the Arrival grew closer. The Cats carefully groomed themselves to look their finest. Faces were cleaned, claws trimmed, and tails smoothed.<br />Pendragon stirred first, and being a volatile Cat he just could not help expelling a perfectly formed hairball in celebration of his People's Return. Quite proud of himself, he pranced about the foyer as Mama and Papa entered.<br /> "What have you been up to you scoundrels?" Papa's voice boomed in welcome. He promptly grabbed Mephistopheles Cat from his roost to rub his belly vigorously. Papa then placed his favorite kitty around his neck. "I'll be wearing my Mephers!"<br /> The King Cat sighed deeply. One must humor Papa -- especially after a long absence. Still, it wasn't quite as bad as the indignity of being called a bird. He had a feeling it was coming soon, too.<br /> "What darling little love birds we have," cooed Mama. "We missed you sweeties." She eyed Mephistopheles Cat's precarious position. "Watch out for little Mephers, I don't think he's very comfortable up there."<br /> "Little? He's a big, fat beast! And he loves it. Don't you, you purring fur weasel?" Papa did not notice the lack of response and continued to stroke the King Kitty's soft fur.<br /> Mama bent to caress her Dragon Cat. He stretched as she played her fingers down his back.<br /> "Yuk! Pendragon! Not another hair ball!" He watched as Mama set about cleaning up his offering. What was all the fuss about? That superlative specimen was in honor of the Homecoming! It showed how truly upset he became when Abandoned!<br /> Nutmeg raced ahead of Mama and Papa as they hauled their big black monsters into the bedroom to unpack. Having an aversion to Flurries of Activity, she scurried under the bed. After all, one could be tripped over or trod upon. Besides the presence of a Princess was not bequeathed without sufficient begging. However, one could always be bribed with a treat.<br /> Pendragon resented the commotion. Where was the adulation he so deserved? This was not to be endured! To show his irritation he prowled to and fro under as many feet as he could manage -- all the while wailing unceasingly.<br /> "MEEOOWW! MEEOOWW! Mama and Papa finish this nonsense at once!"<br /> Mephistopheles simply disregarded any busyness he encountered. He purred as he twined around ankles, placed paws on knees, and rubbed his face in welcoming hands. Kings were never ignored. Mama realized this and finally picked him up for sweet snuggles. Her neck made a cozy place to bury his head while he purred ecstatically.<br /> "Pendragon you silly cat, do be quiet," Mama shifted the warm furry bulk in her arms. "Papa has escaped to the living room, so go visit him."<br /> "Inflict himself you mean." Papa unfolded his newspaper and opened it. "Come here you little treat bandit."<br /> Pendragon Cat instantly forgot the poise demanded of pure seal point Himalayans and ran to the most coveted perch in the house. He leaped on his Papa's lap and rolled over on his back to gaze adoringly into his Papa's eyes. He lay dreamily making starfish feet while he enjoyed his long awaited tummy rub.<br /> Meanwhile Mephistopheles closely monitored Mama as she attended the cat box room. After all, Royal Advice could be needed at any time. He didn't admit for one moment that he didn't want Mama out of his sight lest she disappear again for days. He followed on her heels to his favorite room where she gathered old kitty dishes to clean and prepare a new Cat Meal.<br /> Pendragon abandoned Papa as his nose caught the scent of tuna. The savory smell even enticed Nutmeg Cat out of hiding. The Favorite was being served!<br /> Mephistopheles left his dish after only a few bites. Mama had joined Papa on the couch. Their attention was captured by the perplexing box of light and movement. It occurred to him they would be better employed petting and playing with Cats than worshipping that silly thing every night. They really must get their priorities straight, he mused as he snuggled into his Papa's lap and hooked a possessive paw in the shirt offered. He drifted off to the first contented sleep in days. Homecoming was almost as good being King<br /> Nutmeg soon followed her brother choosing to gift herself to Mama. She reflected on the strange smells from far away places emanating from her People, and was determined to seek out the treasures they had brought home -- tomorrow. Homecoming, a tuna supper, and a lovely lap were all the treasures she required at the moment.<br /> After licking the last tidbit from his bowl, Pendragon was nonplussed to find both laps occupied. He glanced longingly at the nearly full dishes next to his -- his time in the Wilds was not soon forgotten. He turned his back on the precious food to climb high on the back of the couch. "After all," he reasoned, as he nestled between Mama's and Papa's heads, tickling their ears with his whiskers. "Nothing was better than Homecoming."<br /> Except perhaps a good loud howl!Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-7615983171313969452010-04-16T21:13:00.000-10:002010-04-16T21:14:22.917-10:00iPadEven cats are using the new iPad!<br />http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93582?fp=1Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-78875569368833612982010-04-13T14:30:00.003-10:002010-04-13T14:42:26.502-10:00The Second Installment of the FELINE MUSE: THE ABANDONMENT<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitZK7Y-DOFI8HdV6opz9xMZJlRLyJJoEjGZvQ51nHyrQvjaq97O_StjBvFh2ljUqwGe91RnM-4Ry7UdZCCVtGkEXDKbXMT7-u8Ce0WF4ZrmkQMaj0Jyxw8uiG7n5WHdDy-DRFe/s1600/Cats+002.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 232px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitZK7Y-DOFI8HdV6opz9xMZJlRLyJJoEjGZvQ51nHyrQvjaq97O_StjBvFh2ljUqwGe91RnM-4Ry7UdZCCVtGkEXDKbXMT7-u8Ce0WF4ZrmkQMaj0Jyxw8uiG7n5WHdDy-DRFe/s320/Cats+002.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459784652737617506" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG9hQdJL5VS87sXkvyhIx7M6nrrn1czJGEaLDA_EFXM41pdojpTVBQfn-E2ClKYYHhhKqkMlrA19gLsVoiWvjEDJ815M1D_xyGbAUmBqWe-wmMO9ASepCMtCWAho6DeeLYnqth/s1600/Session+Three+Part+Five+033.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG9hQdJL5VS87sXkvyhIx7M6nrrn1czJGEaLDA_EFXM41pdojpTVBQfn-E2ClKYYHhhKqkMlrA19gLsVoiWvjEDJ815M1D_xyGbAUmBqWe-wmMO9ASepCMtCWAho6DeeLYnqth/s320/Session+Three+Part+Five+033.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459784535720216658" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx3GgJN4QYiEq5wdro5mG_DgGtFtSv7F3ifqwmv3GtY43TC5-fZfkZModuPJDZmje6N4CxRLhCN40_3u5iC_dQXBT2n_aJUovih66Tvz3D6GYv3zDlLsdDQQpfsdFTudBXhPAK/s1600/Mepher+Cat+010.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx3GgJN4QYiEq5wdro5mG_DgGtFtSv7F3ifqwmv3GtY43TC5-fZfkZModuPJDZmje6N4CxRLhCN40_3u5iC_dQXBT2n_aJUovih66Tvz3D6GYv3zDlLsdDQQpfsdFTudBXhPAK/s320/Mepher+Cat+010.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459784340443089362" /></a><br /><br />Part Two<br />THE ABANDONMENT<br /><br /> The great, grotesque monster lay on the bed, its hideous underbelly slit open. The yawning aperture seemed to sneer at Mephistopheles Cat as he froze in his tracks in the bedroom doorway.<br /> His degagee attitude was quickly replaced by terror as he realized what this obscene ogre portended. Then Mama bustled out of the closet with several items of clothing slung over one arm. He watched with dread as she carefully folded the garments and placed them inside the beastly creature.<br />Who would watch over his subjects when they left his kingdom, the King Kitty wondered? Despair washed over him as he speculated how many days and nights he would be without warm laps, comforting cuddles, and sweet voices telling him he was a handsome, darling boy. Then of course, there were the practicalities of being deserted: stale food and a polluted kitty box. The water however, wasn't bad at all -- a few days actually gave it a bit of character.<br /> Perhaps he could persuade Mama and Papa to stay home -- if not they would take part of him with them! With these lovely thoughts in mind he bravely bounded straight into the jaws of the Creature, his landing cushioned by a pile of neatly arranged garments. He nosed and kneaded these before raising imploring pale blue eyes to Mama.<br /> "Mepher! Now your fur is everywhere!" Mama began brushing frantically at the orangey, white fluff now decorating her apparel.<br /> Nutmeg Cat, grooming her sleek tabby coat in the midst of a treasured sunbeam before the living room glass door, stopped short at Mama's distressed voice. She valued a serene environment, but it usually paid to find the reason for anxiety before hiding.<br /> Horrors! They were being Abandoned! Something must be done. Immediately. Drastic measures must be taken. She must keep Mama too busy to pack! Leaping on the bed and chirping in her most charming voice, she gave Mama insistent head-buts. "Mama you must see what an enchanting little dear I am. How can you leave me?"<br />Apparently, Mama wasn't as enamored as she should have been. Nutmeg was crushed when she was gently shooed. She retreated to a forbidden pillow to closely observe the un-folding drama.<br /> "Aren't you ready yet? Hurry! What's keeping you?" Papa inquired as he entered the room.<br /> "You know how I hate leaving the kitties. The sweet babies are helping me pack." Mama glanced affectionately at Nutmeg and stroked an ear belonging to Mephistopheles.<br /> "Sweet babies nothing," Papa said cheerfully. "They're nothing but furry little bags of sh-."<br /> "Don't you dare say such things in front of the darlings," interrupted Mama in an affronted voice. "I don't know how you get away with treating them so carelessly. They adore you. While I must work so hard for their affection: feeding, watering, and littering the little fur rascals."<br /> At this Mephistopheles Cat placed a proprietary paw on Mama's hand. "And we love you for it Mama," he purred. "Nobody could take such excellent care of us as you do."<br /> "Cute little pussy cats always love me," said Papa suggestfully as he leered at Mama. His gaze dropped to the suitcase. "Listen to the motor on that tank. Certainly matches his size."<br /> Mephistopheles worshipped his Papa, but this irreverence was too much at such a distressing time. He treated his Papa to an indignant glare before whisking himself from the room. He headed to his favorite dining room chair to wait out the Departure. It was time for the Show of Indifference.<br /> Pendragon was nearly knocked off his paws by Mephistopheles Cat's sudden flight. He comprehended at once what was occurring as he peered into the room. He immediately wailed his terror at being left alone. (One couldn't possibly count two cheeky mongrels as company).<br /> "No, no please don't leave me Mama and Papa. MEEOOWW, MEEOOWW."<br />Why, who would give him treats at bedtime? Who would provide a warm, cozy lap? Who would scratch his chin and tell him what a gorgeous, but annoying Cat he was? He knew of course, that he wasn't really annoying. Pure seal point Himalayan Cats couldn't possibly be anything but a model of the Perfect Pet. It was just something silly Mama and Papa told him. They were always saying silly things. It was just one of those idiosyncrasies one tolerated from one's People.<br /> "MEEOOWW. MEEOOWW."<br /> Uncomfortable with the charged scene before her, Nutmeg Cat bounded down from her pillow to sharpen her claws on the prized Persian rug.<br /> "Naughty, naughty, naughty cat Nutmeg." Mama made an unsuccessful grab for Nutmeg as she dived under the bed.<br /> Pendragon was incensed that a mere Tabby Cat should steel his thunder in the middle of one of his magnificent wails. He hissed in warning.<br /> Nutmeg peeked from her hiding place to growl right back at him. "You can't intimidate me you ridiculous creature -- you have no claws!"<br /> Pendragon swished his tail and raised his chin. "And I survived quite nicely, too," he bragged. "I lived in the Wilds for months after my former People lost me. It's really not surprising considering my superior pedigreed intelligence." He preened himself before giving forth a triumphant yowl.<br /> "Wilds?! The only hunting you did was choosing from which neighbor's bowl of milk to drink before Mama and Papa brought you home. And your People did not 'lose' you -- they escaped from you!"<br /> "Why, what a jealous--."<br /> "Out cats! We're leaving now so get out from under foot." Papa led the way to the outer door, practically dragging Mama with him. She managed a farewell before being hauled over the threshold: "I'll miss you sweeties. We'll be back soon."<br /> Hearing the lock click into place a melancholy Mephistopheles Cat developed a sudden urge to demonstrate his Dominance. He did so by sauntering casually over to the round scratching pad and covering it with his not inconsiderable bulk. He then proceeded to groom himself as if he hadn't a care in the world. It didn't do to wear one's emotions on one's paw -- after all, he was King. <br /> Princess or not, poor little Nutmeg Cat experienced such anxiety she could only creep behind the couch to hide. Once there, she made herself as tiny as she could manage.<br /> And the Pendragon Cat. Ahh, the Pendragon Cat. Why, he indulged in his favorite pastime, of course: he howled and howled and howled.<br /> The Abandonment had begun.Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-33241495027052783232010-04-08T15:25:00.005-10:002010-04-08T15:35:20.836-10:00The First Installment of THE FELINE MUSE: THE HOWLING<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5cXB3MtbAhzv4YTvLqjFbGPIx60e8SwuL9JlwpxTP9HT-RdFSlIwnT_YI7tzsctJa5iF3syASWt1QbDIS9zSqH_Mj0oRhAL-_P6ZQsSjAmq4E1cvlXKWkK0fxF_Sn5Qbvikzs/s1600/Loren's+version.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5cXB3MtbAhzv4YTvLqjFbGPIx60e8SwuL9JlwpxTP9HT-RdFSlIwnT_YI7tzsctJa5iF3syASWt1QbDIS9zSqH_Mj0oRhAL-_P6ZQsSjAmq4E1cvlXKWkK0fxF_Sn5Qbvikzs/s320/Loren's+version.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457943979079859746" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPQFj2RtkGPygTqMI0277KMMKsFuxiCr744LkNOF5pocBMq95Ko74OZpOWYlANBTqaO9ji7GiQ0-DKc4hFvZf8-olmbBf9PFHDCDul0ehOiwn8-t1eK7HF7hJCWfMosQ4ry1Dq/s1600/Session+Three+Part+Five+035.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPQFj2RtkGPygTqMI0277KMMKsFuxiCr744LkNOF5pocBMq95Ko74OZpOWYlANBTqaO9ji7GiQ0-DKc4hFvZf8-olmbBf9PFHDCDul0ehOiwn8-t1eK7HF7hJCWfMosQ4ry1Dq/s320/Session+Three+Part+Five+035.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457943753078362098" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6iSUK8_0OCptlXuThxCtW1BbQDxEFM8M913-NoCjkO4aMwf_56vqI1sCara4emkMKaImSQ8buuC8kwIROz6biWxIfOPK8WDMF2FdGIuu93n-EXJYKNGB4cF_m2zcWajNzVlNs/s1600/Session+Three+Part+Five+033.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6iSUK8_0OCptlXuThxCtW1BbQDxEFM8M913-NoCjkO4aMwf_56vqI1sCara4emkMKaImSQ8buuC8kwIROz6biWxIfOPK8WDMF2FdGIuu93n-EXJYKNGB4cF_m2zcWajNzVlNs/s320/Session+Three+Part+Five+033.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457943595254433106" /></a><br /><br /><br /> THE HOWLING<br />4 am<br /> “Mama, my cat box is filthy!” Pendragon’s howl pierced the night’s silence. Someone,” he flicked his cobalt eyes over his shoulder resentfully. The twenty pound Mephistopheles Cat<br />was serenely grooming his long orangey, white fur. “Someone,” he repeated “has fouled it!”<br />“Do wake up please! It reeks and is much too messy for a delicate pure Siamese such as myself.”<br /> “Bloody sod! Shut up!”<br /> “But Mama-----” The missile hit Pendragon square in the ribs. Pendragon uttered a gasp of pure delight, the kitty box momentarily forgotten as he ecstatically buried his nose in the<br />pungent sock. Papa’s were the best, if one didn’t count his shoes, but those delicacies were particularly difficult to indulge in. They rivaled the best tuna supper! It was so easy to forget oneself enough to chew them a bit....well, perhaps more than just a bit. Now both Mama and Papa kept him well away from those tempting morsels. Which made the socks all the more succulent. Pendragon howled his pleasure. And howled again. <br />“MEEEOOWW MEEOOWW! MEEOOWW!”<br /> “Good God, is he at again? SHUT UP PENDRAGON!” Papa growled from the bed.<br /> “Go to sleep you silly cat, it’s the middle of night. You won’t be getting anything until the alarm rings in a few hours,” Mama murmured from the bed.<br /> Pendragon yowled again. “Mama I cannot be expected to use the box after that oaf--”<br /> “Watch it you nat-furred little pipsqueek,” Mephistopheles purred dangerously, “you are privileged to use my facilities, be they putrid or pristine. Remember I am King in this household. Nutmeg Cat is Princess, Papa is Prince, and of course Mama is undisputed Queen. You Pendragon Cat are a flea. Supremely unimportant in this hierarchy. Now be quiet -- your caterwauling make Mama and Papa cranky and this ruins my royal muse.”<br /> “Nat-furred---!! What defamation! What libel! Why, I am a pure seal point Himalayan!<br /> I am in possession of the most beautiful, smooth coat that a mongrel such as yourself could only envy!”<br /> Mephistopheles Cat was actually quite proud of his Red Point/Maine Coon heritage, but thought it beneath him respond in any way besides turning his regal back.<br /> “After all,” he thought as climbed up the back of the recliner, “I am King.” And from this high spot Pendragon looked quite insignificant --- and in trouble judging from Papa’s angry visage as bore down on the Dragon Cat.<br /> No sooner had the howl left Pendragon’s throat that he was lifted high in the air. “WHOA! I’m not a football, Papa! I’m an exquisite, sensitive purebred!”<br /><br /> Pendragon found himself ignored and ignobly deposited in the cat box room.<br /> “No! No! Not here! Don’t leave me here. MEEOOWW! MEEOOWW! The stench is too much for my delicate nose! MEEOOWW! MEEOOWW!”<br /> “Howl all you want we won’t be able to hear you in there.” Papa was already on his way back to bed. “Maybe we can still salvage some sleep,” he murmured as he crawled between the sheets.<br /> Nutmeg Cat, oblivious to any existing tensions awoke refreshed from her nap feeling affectionate. Her green eyes glowing, the sleek, silver mackerel tabby leaped on the bed hoping to snag a snuggle. Papa gave the most delicious tummy rubs and Mama could always be counted upon to stroke the ears just so. Now... who to gift with a cold wet nose first?<br /> “Hmph! What the--! Nutmeg! Settle yourself my girl, it not time to get up. Go back to sleep. Now.” Mama reburied herself in the pillows.<br /> Nutmeg found herself shooed gently away. She couldn’t possibly go back to her nap when so much love was bubbling inside her begging to be let out. Perhaps a soft kneed on Papa’s chest would ease her loving feelings toward her Family. He smelled so good and was just as warm as her favorite nest by the dining room heater. The dining room was only better because food was served there. The aroma and anticipation of a possible treat was a momentous evening event. The excitement of the possible bestowal of a succulent tidbit didn’t make being pushed away quite as hurtful. Uh-oh Papa didn’t appreciate Nutmeg Cat’s avowal of undying love. She was pushed away again. How provoking, indeed! To show her irritation she prowled the bed, avoiding kicking legs before jumping off and strutting off to a corner where she could watch her People until they awoke.<br /> Mephistopheles Cat, bored with his perch bounded down from the recliner and headed toward the bedroom to remind Mama and Papa that while it was all well and good to have silenced Pendragon Cat, one mustn’t leave a door closed in his domain. One never knew when King Cat might fancy a toddle through its portals. No, a closed door wouldn’t do at all. After vaulting up the bed he let his displeasure be known with a series of soft meows, head buts, and nose nudges. These were fail safe methods of receiving the most loving of responses: soft strokes, sweet voices, comforting cuddles. However, in this case the fail safes<br />failed!<br /> “No Mepher! We are trying to sleep. Settle yourself. Go away!” Papa turned his back.<br /> Mama fortunately was not so immune to his technique. “Damn, he’s got use his litter box.” At last Mama was up and doing Mephistopheles Cat’s bidding. It was good to be King!<br /> As soon as the cat box room door was released Pendragon wailed his thanks. “Oh Lord,” Mama mumbled as she returned to the bedroom, “Gold fish wouldn’t keep us awake all night.” <br /> At that Papa sat up, announcing in dire tones, “Do you hear that Cats! Your Mother wishes to replace you all with goldfish!”<br /> Absolute silence reigned as the Cats crept to the dining room.<br /> “You don’t really-” Pendragon stopped abruptly to clear his throat. A croaky voice wouldn’t at all do coming from one with such an unsullied pedigree as himself. He started again, more confidently this time. “ Mama wouldn’t truly replace us with - with Goldfish?” He just couldn’t help it, he let loose a bellow of fear and uncertainty, “MEEEEOOOWW!”<br /> “Hush you dimwit!” Nutmeg Cat circled the requisite three times before nesting herself almost against the heater at the opposite end from Pendragon Cat. “She may replace you with a fish because you’re so noisy. She would never get rid of the Mephistopheles Cat or myself. Sometimes we’re not in the Mood for Them, this is just one of those times--” <br /> At this Pendragon Cat, still nervous interjected, “Oh but, I’m always in the Mood for Mama and Papa! Always!!”<br /> “Your brain must be as scruffy as your fur, Pendragon Cat,” Mephistopheles Cat replied scornfully. “Mama and Papa would never substitute us for fish. Even you, I’m pained to say. After all, we are the Center of their world.” With that Mephistopheles Cat lowered his head to resume grooming that part of himself which he had always secretly suspected Papa was a bit jealous of his ability to accomplish. Perhaps that was why Papa had taken him in to have parts of it removed. Oh, well, sacrifices were sometimes required. <br /> But it was good to be King.Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-37795614498627176352010-03-10T22:53:00.004-10:002010-03-10T23:00:41.177-10:00In Memory of Marishka<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJYleLXhHgpL-SOuaB-R5ICNOkGAxukpPWI8kmoya3MWZ3CxnvBCBlb37K5roYR4eliNwW3lPeptKaAxSG9G0sIB84fx08ZQ8p-1k87wcQ1fqW0TZSScLDRbRy4TnheVQ0DTNH/s1600-h/Mom's+and+Tatts+056.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJYleLXhHgpL-SOuaB-R5ICNOkGAxukpPWI8kmoya3MWZ3CxnvBCBlb37K5roYR4eliNwW3lPeptKaAxSG9G0sIB84fx08ZQ8p-1k87wcQ1fqW0TZSScLDRbRy4TnheVQ0DTNH/s320/Mom's+and+Tatts+056.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447297857367390290" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_yVmKINdzOmbibHFtBS7aNjyaTf3JdGX58NdnFBWzRg0aYRB50zrd5H_gVdTF18kgoZ0pB5Z5EEgtxpl-Tl0g1DpQjoVt17DGcoKYRm0KDtrPuRoAyk-IcswqIMtkaTfmK8Qu/s1600-h/100_2496.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_yVmKINdzOmbibHFtBS7aNjyaTf3JdGX58NdnFBWzRg0aYRB50zrd5H_gVdTF18kgoZ0pB5Z5EEgtxpl-Tl0g1DpQjoVt17DGcoKYRm0KDtrPuRoAyk-IcswqIMtkaTfmK8Qu/s320/100_2496.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447297337619392418" /></a><br /><br />My stepkitty. She belonged to my mom. She passed on Saturday, 6 March 2010. I loved her very much.<br /><br />Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. <br /><br />When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. <br />There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. <br />There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. <br /><br />All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. <br />The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. <br /><br />They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. <br /><br />You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart. <br /><br />Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together.... <br /><br />Author unknown...Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-16107445898708162422010-01-16T14:29:00.000-10:002010-01-16T14:30:01.883-10:00Great New Book Coming Out!New Children of the Moon Book from Lucy Monroe<br /> <br />Moon Craving<br />Feb 2010 - Berkley Sensation<br />ISBN-13: 978-0425233047<br />Children of the Moon Book 2<br />If it were up to him, Talorc—laird of the Sinclair clan and leader of his werewolf pack— would never marry. But when the king orders that Talorc wed an Englishwoman, the lone wolf is shocked to find his mate in the strong-willed Abigail. And after an intensely climactic wedding night, the two fiercely independent souls sense an unbreakable bond…<br /><br />Deaf since childhood, Abigail hopes to keep her affliction from Talorc as long as possible. And for his part, he has no intention of telling her about being a werewolf. But when Abigail learns that the husband she’s begun to love has deceived her, it will take all of his warrior’s strength—and his wolf’s cunning—to win his wife back. And Talorc will have to face his biggest challenge yet: the vulnerability of a man in love…<br /><br />Read an Excerpt | Buy the Book <br /><br />Watch the Book Trailer<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8RWudSDzYJ8&ap=%2526fmt%3D18&rel=0&showsearch=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8RWudSDzYJ8&ap=%2526fmt%3D18&rel=0&showsearch=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />As a special thank you to readers, Lucy is giving away a prize pack of pamper yourself products and paranormal romance. All you have to do to enter is send an email with Moon Craving Contest in the subject line to moon_craving at yahoo dot com before February 28th, 2010. The drawing will be held March 1st and the winner will be announced on her blog at http://www.lucymonroeblog.blogspot.com.Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-81182910936902566672010-01-04T22:01:00.002-10:002010-01-04T22:05:45.503-10:00My Mom<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9PF3ZP47z2XTHrEHpjQBAargg2Qt-mXJbzLOyBQKJx_FHxEhnnbMVBqAY-peQW5d4yyBjDznY6PQ0Z6N1XMxBR3-9g9B7fhVNBWyalF9wdCBlfLbEXThGoOm1eza67LQfh_yl/s1600-h/Mom's+Photos.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 233px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9PF3ZP47z2XTHrEHpjQBAargg2Qt-mXJbzLOyBQKJx_FHxEhnnbMVBqAY-peQW5d4yyBjDznY6PQ0Z6N1XMxBR3-9g9B7fhVNBWyalF9wdCBlfLbEXThGoOm1eza67LQfh_yl/s320/Mom's+Photos.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423163297419167490" /></a><br /><br />Cicely M. McKendrick<br />of Manchester, WA<br />Formerly of Winnipeg, MB<br />April 21, 1922 to<br />October 13, 2009<br /><br />Our dearest mother passed away at age 87 at Hospice of Kitsap County of congestive heart failure.<br /><br />Cicely was born and grew up in Winnipeg, Manitoba to British parents, Kate Maria (Claydon) and George Albert Tolhurst. She was graduated from Issac Newton High School in 1939. At the outbreak of WWII Cicely joined the Women’s Royal Canadian Naval Service (WRCNS). When the war ended, Cicely chose to take Canadian citizenship and moved to Vancouver, BC where she worked as a stenographer for TWA until she met her husband, Iain McKendrick of Glasgow, Scotland. They married on June 17, 1949 and made their first home in the United States in Cleveland, Ohio before moving to Bellevue, Washington in 1950. The couple both earned U.S. citizenship in 1957. Cicely and Iain relocated to Southworth, Washington in 1962, where Cicely lived until 2005 when she moved to Manchester to be near her son and his family.<br /><br />In the 1950's Cicely worked for the Bank of California. The 1960's saw her taking a wide variety of classes at Olympic College and graduating nursing school. This was a very busy time in her life as she was also assisting her husband as a secretary in his business and rearing her family. She later became a Master Gardener and Master Food Preserver. She joined many organizations, including a diabetes support group, Friends of the Library, a writers club, and bible study seminars.<br /><br />Cicely read widely, enjoyed cross word puzzles,<br />bird watching, cooking shows, traveling to the U.K., Europe, and touring North America. Cicely, an animal lover, treasured her pets and contributed regularly to the Humane Society and other animal charities. We will miss her steadfastness, support, devotion, and love for us so much. Even through her battles with diabetes complications and painful physical challenges Cicely never lost her sophisticated, dry sense of humor nor her vigorous strength of will.<br /><br />Cicely is preceded in death by her husband Iain (1981), her parents, and many friends.<br /><br />Survivors include her son, Harry (Rita) of Manchester, daughter, Morag (Loren) of Honolulu, and two granddaughters, Kayla and Holly.<br /><br />A private ceremony to scatter Cicely’s ashes is planned for Saturday, January 30, 2010.<br /><br />Memorial donations may be made to the charity of one’s choice.Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-80176955558862853452009-12-05T00:26:00.002-10:002009-12-05T00:28:11.837-10:00The New Extensions<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSyD3_o7X97kdnzIQEQTmIxaBBhmooSrvrfJRd5nkcZSI_6VDtARK_MCxrHvSXEorFkCbs6hj7GYPeNyRkgcb1WNIN7idBTaQJUZ6iymntLK5jDMb-spl_Yv985s2rnaC0aRkw/s1600-h/100_2613.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSyD3_o7X97kdnzIQEQTmIxaBBhmooSrvrfJRd5nkcZSI_6VDtARK_MCxrHvSXEorFkCbs6hj7GYPeNyRkgcb1WNIN7idBTaQJUZ6iymntLK5jDMb-spl_Yv985s2rnaC0aRkw/s320/100_2613.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411696941115878098" /></a>Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-43085769764336037972009-09-07T16:40:00.008-10:002009-09-07T16:46:00.857-10:00My 21st Wedding Anniversary Tattoos!The Scopion is Loren. The Quill, me.<br />T6he orange rose is for my mom<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWMePv3mY9LZMVIVhw3mQVnvqQsVhYXC_pkVxoXI34l6cR05Ge8iWROcYB6xl3NzwOVMhlfpzmCkKNtwEEZcymVyLOfgqWh44nWd-wc9-s-luwdHAgyfp_dMRK8xcArq1z45IM/s1600-h/100_2572.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWMePv3mY9LZMVIVhw3mQVnvqQsVhYXC_pkVxoXI34l6cR05Ge8iWROcYB6xl3NzwOVMhlfpzmCkKNtwEEZcymVyLOfgqWh44nWd-wc9-s-luwdHAgyfp_dMRK8xcArq1z45IM/s320/100_2572.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378922163183988162" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbrDo49bwgAs3CpCskLuP_TvN03m8Bylq6gkfj7Jq6nV3rDW0Rw4P9p0iTa0eIU0m3uHcxoLHFg0L0NLzBAqGo7mJYEwqw5cuzUlXKVQ3P1HQItR8U-FNP6TJNCRdVpYjLcf8l/s1600-h/100_2571.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqRnJW1EbyYKG6uJxZUbMAGuKF4GWdP0THgkbzq3o8kLVmwGMHuOQzIu7aWcHrn3ST0NsjyvfUUD4czaCwdURSBXD4nM_tVmgU9fVeFOybUmpqN4Z8XMFOQ8A4E0ZXb9PmnwXA/s320/100_2567.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378921330210801890" /></a>Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-61567672844566932222008-10-24T06:07:00.003-10:002008-10-24T06:12:53.411-10:00My 20th Anniversary Tattoo Completed!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd-s1hu7EMS0RfVUoOMfmDzmeWke_xqupHj7kupc8knYa1abqHFKgsKmkS59aU8qzveFTXEARYhkSt8oQaTVn_PqUQb-mn8mVAozxfZwMHZ34G0eoGYw3cqYA4QGxtSdqI6ViE/s1600-h/100_2282_0001.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd-s1hu7EMS0RfVUoOMfmDzmeWke_xqupHj7kupc8knYa1abqHFKgsKmkS59aU8qzveFTXEARYhkSt8oQaTVn_PqUQb-mn8mVAozxfZwMHZ34G0eoGYw3cqYA4QGxtSdqI6ViE/s320/100_2282_0001.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260754095914444002" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgABsvIOkrCgm_4ZAqwO56-0F1fKXHJsaVX-FqMEKwlS22g6u9zEnFIqKQwhrO25ikP-mWCxzl6rXE1E21W27EmsbrRlRe5uYgTRc6y4vFpBwOtwmAvmfMoPTXrMdGjyMCrgzvv/s1600-h/100_2283_0001.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgABsvIOkrCgm_4ZAqwO56-0F1fKXHJsaVX-FqMEKwlS22g6u9zEnFIqKQwhrO25ikP-mWCxzl6rXE1E21W27EmsbrRlRe5uYgTRc6y4vFpBwOtwmAvmfMoPTXrMdGjyMCrgzvv/s320/100_2283_0001.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260753931408697330" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsURTeGB_Yk88gWqyjnPN6PpHVpIin17R9syv8x5NQJRHPExxqcZ8A9c1dhALEb30TKNyIeNfXFPZxA3ieVpvPe56d2El9BgEBwxG2EfiEFWkFqGauZktyfPg47UqgNb7J9H6f/s1600-h/100_2284_0001.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsURTeGB_Yk88gWqyjnPN6PpHVpIin17R9syv8x5NQJRHPExxqcZ8A9c1dhALEb30TKNyIeNfXFPZxA3ieVpvPe56d2El9BgEBwxG2EfiEFWkFqGauZktyfPg47UqgNb7J9H6f/s320/100_2284_0001.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260753379336348674" /></a><br />My 20th anniversary tattoo is finally finished! Even Loren likes it now. If you look carefully you can see 4 pairs of cat eyes peeking out of the foliage. They represent our kitties who are waiting for us at the Rainbow Bridge. Cats belong in the <br />jungle:-)Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-63617834458649081572008-09-17T18:13:00.003-10:002008-09-17T18:47:23.488-10:00Great Joke Videos!<A href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJHAiYsUGu7SAUlItbH9B8XqtLoHND1-tfsQixQ87Ddz_0J7lX_Gui4uzO5WMynoWpHpvJPUkAtVctSbj6BSUY61OEhLwk4QoOAr3lTvaj_q3_RMQT2AT0wSVsmyiSp0h8UKMb/s1600-h/Option+3.jpg"><IMG id=BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247209988929073330 style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJHAiYsUGu7SAUlItbH9B8XqtLoHND1-tfsQixQ87Ddz_0J7lX_Gui4uzO5WMynoWpHpvJPUkAtVctSbj6BSUY61OEhLwk4QoOAr3lTvaj_q3_RMQT2AT0wSVsmyiSp0h8UKMb/s320/Option+3.jpg" border=0></A> Spew Alert!!<br /><OBJECT class=BLOG_video_class id=BLOG_video-3f1377f9dc5c5fed height=266 width=320 contentId="3f1377f9dc5c5fed"></OBJECT>Yep, watch out for Scotswomen!<br /><OBJECT class=BLOG_video_class id=BLOG_video-2a885d57eebdcdd3 height=266 width=320 contentId="2a885d57eebdcdd3"></OBJECT>Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38430563.post-53119777213507402832008-09-11T14:24:00.001-10:002008-09-11T14:26:31.666-10:00Our 20th Wedding Anniversary!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDX8cJTQxsGviH9owhlCKOi17-yi8b_eaIXG4_zpDLul52tBNWA66ayHCq54-Nzv2HuV3HCqV1pMoMKEzTYZiM7e_o2h4UnizXiG0zEF78Dr4QhVBOYkjrh1UP6rfdjjXiiRzw/s1600-h/Wedding.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDX8cJTQxsGviH9owhlCKOi17-yi8b_eaIXG4_zpDLul52tBNWA66ayHCq54-Nzv2HuV3HCqV1pMoMKEzTYZiM7e_o2h4UnizXiG0zEF78Dr4QhVBOYkjrh1UP6rfdjjXiiRzw/s320/Wedding.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244924659245984706" /></a><br />Today is our 20th wedding anniversary!!Morag McKendrick Pippinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17796652927382351408noreply@blogger.com0