Dynofelis Fergus McMouser and Smiladon St. John Blue
Fergus was quite disheveled this am so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to London to see the Queen.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'I hunted rats along the Thames then nipped into Queen Charlotte's Larder in Bloomsbury for a pint of black and tan.'
Sinji came in this am looking, well, er, stoned. So I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to London to see Mick and the Boys.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'Keith Richards fell down and couldn't get up so I played lead guitar for the Stones.'
Fergus was acting quite regal this morning, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to Egypt to see the Nile and Pyramids.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'I rode wild, savage crocs bareback. After martinis and caviar for lunch I visited the temples and discovered cats used to be ...worshipped as Gods. Obviously this practice must resume! You may build my temple immediately.
Sinji came this am licking his chops so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to South America to see the Amazon.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'I hunted piranha. And then I ate them.'
Fergus came in this morning in a pair of handsome boots, rapier with sash, and a rather dashing hat, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to Fairy Land to see what mischief I could find.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat, what did you there?'
'I made some chap as rich as Midus and married him off to a princess. Now do be a good cat slave and clean my boots.'
Sinji came home this morning dirty with matted fur, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I fell down a bloody rabit hole!'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?
'I thrashed the Mad Hatter and wiped the grin off that obnoxious Cheshire.'
Fergus came this morning exhilerated, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to Glasgow to see the Celtics and Rangers play.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'I made all 10 goals for the Celtics! Go Green and White!'
Sinji came in this am with his tail held high and looking quite proud of himself, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to Japan to observe Japanese baseball.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'I pitched for the winning team, got drenched in champagne, rode in a limo, and had my choice of the most beautiful female cats . . .
Fergus strolled in looking quite important this morning, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to Delphi.'
Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'I took over for the Oracle while she vacationed at a Greek spa.'
Sinji came in this morning a bit hung over, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to Greece for a wedding.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat, what did you there?'
'Discovered I wasn't father of the bride after all. Abba was fabulous, btw.'
Fergus came in this am with blood dripping from his fangs, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I took a trip through the Hot Tub Time Machine.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'I hunted a T-Rex. And then I ate it.'
Sinji came in this morning with bloody scratches and patches of fur missing, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'It was my turn to go through the Hot Tub Time Machine.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'I fought trial by combat to reign as King of the ancient saber tooths.'
Fergus came in exhausted this am so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to Cornwall to tour the Jamaica Inn by full moon.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'"Them that askes no questions ain't told no lies.'"
Sinji came in this morning soaking wet so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I followed Fergus to Jamaica Inn but took a detour on the moor.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'I found the sacred pool so the Lady of the Lake gave me Excaliber.'
Fergus came in exhausted this morning so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to space to explore.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'I found the best honky tonk on Mars and won first prize for perfoming the two step. Elvis says, 'Hey' btw.'
