Wednesday, September 08, 2010

More Adventures of Smilodon St. John Blue and Dynofelis Fergus McMouser




Fergus came in this morning looking, er, well, high. So I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'"I've been sittin' downtown in a railway station."'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'"I was was one toke over the line . . . "'

Sinji weaved his way in this morning buzzed to the whiskers, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to Acapulco with Henry to see the golden keys.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'Visited the man who had it growing from the ground. Tasted it, got wasted, and now I can't even see!...
*Henry lyrics http://www.nrpsmusic.com/music/lyrics/henry.html

Fergus sauntered in this am quite degage, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to Honolulu to Pearl Ultra Lounge.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'The doorman said 'no cats' so I shredded him to a bloody pulp. Keeping his fate in mind, the bartender kept my premium cocktails co...ming at no charge while I danced the night away with the most beautiful women.'


Sinji came in this am a bit straggly, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been exploring the Klingon Home World.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'Worf was so enamored he wanted to keep me. I used Auntie Deb's BatLeth. He's quite likeable so I only wounded him. It was imperative he... know that no one owns cats. Besides, he wouldn't have a made as good a catslave as mama



Sinji came in this am looking a bit scruffy so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to the Northshore to ride the Pipeline.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'Tangled with a tiger shark. The shark lost.'

Fergus came in with an air of defiance this morning so I asked him
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been into town to visit your wireless provider.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
I cut service to your cell phone! Papa has been calling every morning when he arrives at work to send you out on er...rands ALL day every day. Sinji and I want our catslave and pillow back.


Sinji came in this am looking quite satisfied, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I prowled Wiakiki in your new ragtop.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'I picked up some Hot Kitty!'

Fergus came in this am with his furr fluffed up, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have you been?'
'I've been to Montana to visit Auntie Deb.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'Montana is getting cold already so she needed me to keep her warm. I even raided a chicken coop to bring her dinner. I ate mine... raw but Auntie Deb preferred hers with a light Chardonay cream sauce.

Sinji came in this a.m. out of breath, so I asked him,
'Kitty cat, kitty cat where have to been?'
'I've been to Oklahoma to visit Uncle Michael.'
'Kitty cat, kitty cat what did you there?'
'We played goalies for the Hoses and crushed the Guns 30 - zip!'

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